bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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trashholmes:

john and greg are in a bar, the phone rings. greg answers and then hands the phone to john saying, “it’s your boyfriend”. john takes the phone and makes a face. “he’s not my boyfriend,” he says and then puts the phone to his ear. “hi babe”.

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aloneforgood:

selfies

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sergiopizzporno:

ok so uh…..i found this today??? i mean…jamie is not wearing a shirt you know……funny huh??…..ok…..
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a masterpost of movies that relate to adolescence, love, partying, etc.
stuck in love / bandslam / sixteen candles / clueless / 10 things i hate about you / breakfast club / easy A / girl, interrupted / the runaways / ferris bueller’s day off / thirteen / the to do list / friends with benefits / crazy, stupid love / what a girl wants / 500 days of summer / perks of being a wallflower / the art of getting by / it’s kind of a funny story / the virgin suicides / the bling ring / john tucker must die / project x / freaky friday / LOL / the last song / dazed and confused / the social network / spring breakers / cyberbully / mean girls / the great gatsby / mouth to mouth / silver linings playbook / the internship
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buckakke:

hesgotametalarm:

I would like Lucy Liu to be the next James Bond and Sebastian Stan to be her Bond boy.

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diancie:

ugly:

fuck her right in the

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How well do your followers know you?

mogmo:

put these in my askbox if you know who i really am

  • My 5 favourite cereals
  • My youtube history since the beginning of time
  • the middle 3 things in my tumblr blacklist
  • Every one of my toy animals’ birthdays except the ones i did not assign birthdays to
  • every clause of the Geneva convention
  • 6 words i would use to describe my ideal ceiling
  • 5 times and places i felt an overwhelming sense of existential dread
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